Kids these days.

Yossarian

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Two old men and a dog were sitting on a front porch one hot summer afternoon when an neighborhood trouble maker walked by and gawked as the dog licked his nether regions as dogs do.

The young rambler yelped "man I wish I could do that, then I'd never leave home!".

One of the old men then spoke up, "be nice to him and he might let you".
 
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Two old men and a dog were sitting on a front porch one hot summer afternoon when an neighborhood trouble maker walked by and gawked as the dog licked his nether regions as dogs do.

The young rambler yelped "man I wish I could do that, then I'd never leave home!".

One of the old men then spoke up, "be nice to him and he might let you".


Have not heard that before...

Good one, Yoss!:bravo:
 
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