Just a reminder

[The Highway Man]

Just A Reminder to those who stole Electrical Goods in Last Years
Riots....Your One Year Manufacturers Warranty Runs Out Soon.

 

[Capt Frogman]

Errr...it's not the UK riots but English riots.

There were none in Scotland.

 

[The Highway Man]

Better? and I said UK for the benefit of our overseas readers.

 

[Capt Frogman]

Better?

No! :box: You've missed off English....

and I said UK for the benefit of our overseas readers.

Scotland's got a bad enough reputation as it is. No need for you to stick the boot in!

 

[hawky94]

*Refills bottles of alcohol, puts them back in store*

 

[BritinBritain]

No! :box: You've missed off English....



Scotland's got a bad enough reputation as it is. No need for you to stick the boot in!

Straight-talking Prince Philip told a Scottish driving instructor in 2005, "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?"

 

[Tankboy]

PTG is the main man.
He tells it how it is.
Priceless.

 

[senojekips]

Straight-talking Prince Philip told a Scottish driving instructor in 2005, "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?"

I'm not necessarily a "Monarchist", however I do realise that they are a far better alternative than having a Republic where some burnt out politician or one of their mates gets a free stipend from the public purse.

Of the Royals my first choice is Anne, as she has a lot of her father in her, and is not afraid to call a spade a fcukin' shovel, should the need arise.

 

[BritinBritain]

I'm not necessarily a "Monarchist", however I do realise that they are a far better alternative than having a Republic where some burnt out politician or one of their mates gets a free stipend from the public purse.

Of the Royals my first choice is Anne, as she has a lot of her father in her, and is not afraid to call a spade a fcukin' shovel, should the need arise.

Prince Phillip said of Princess Anne:-“If it doesn't fart or eat hay she's not interested.”

 

[Capt Frogman]

PTG is the main man.
He tells it how it is.
Priceless.

Agreed! He's an absolute legend! :rock:

This must be his best quote:

“I would get arrested if I unzipped that dress!”

This was the girl:

 

[BritinBritain]

More of his classics.

Two years ago, when a female Sea Cadet told him she worked in a nightclub, he famously replied: "Is it a strip club?"

In 2003, the old wisecracker told a robed President of Nigeria Olusegun Obasanjo: “You look like you’re ready for bed!”*

 

[Capt Frogman]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukn...d-Jubilee-Prince-Philips-best-one-liners.html

Gotta love racist sexist quotes! :lol: