bulldogg
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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day I went into town and went to a shop in George Street.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior a break?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.
So I called him a piece of dog :cen: .
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't give a :cen: . I came into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important at my age.
Well, for example, the other day I went into town and went to a shop in George Street.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior a break?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.
So I called him a piece of dog :cen: .
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't give a :cen: . I came into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important at my age.
