joke I heard in bootcamp




 
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Boots
 
December 21st, 2003  
bootmarine
 

Topic: joke I heard in bootcamp


A Marine goes to a bar and hits it off with this girl. They end up going back to her place and they end up naked ready to go at it.
The Marine says "Marine, atten-hut" and instantly gets an erection. The girl was pretty impressed by this so the Marine shows her what else he can do and says "at ease", he goes soft immediately. The girl hasn't ever seen anything like this and asks if she can call her friend over to see. The Marine is of course ok with this and now has two women on the bed in front of him. He once again says "Marine, atten-hut" and springs "to attention", he then says "at ease", but nothing happens. He starts to get nervous and says "at ease!" a little louder, but still nothing happens. At this he goes and stars jacking off. The women see this and are like "why are you doing that when you have two girls in front of you?" The Marine replies "any Marine disobeying orders must be dishonorably discharged."
December 21st, 2003  
Redleg
 
 
I've heard several versions of this one.
I think I have one on the site.

But it's still a good one.. 8)
December 30th, 2003  
Mark Conley
 
 

Topic: More Bootcamp humor


I dont know why, but these i heard from the training instructor himself after the third day of him yelling and screaming at us...


Q. What do you call fifty bulls masterbating in a field?

A. Beef strokingoff


Q. What do you call fifty cows lying belly down on the road avoiding an attack?

A. Ground Beef.


Q. Whats the difference between a farmer and a officer in the Air Force?

A. The farmer has the B.S. on the outside of his boots...


Q. What do you call the wife of a Training Instructor thats beautiful?

A. Lucky.


According to the UCMJ manual .... a Fetish is when you tickle her butt with a feather...perversion is when you use the whole chicken

We actually lost it when the beef strokinoff joke was told..and the whole flight didnt stop laughing for an hour.
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Boots
February 13th, 2004  
I.Y.A.A.Y.A.S
 
When i heard it i couldn't get me or my friends to stop laughing... I especially liked the dishonorable discharge joke
January 5th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's a good one
January 5th, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 
January 6th, 2007  
bigcanada813
 
 
i heard the first one before, it involved a general, but good non the less
January 6th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Those are good.