A joke- Dedicated to my son

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pleshette

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A great Joke:thumb::horsie::
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.

'Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.'

Watson replies, 'I see millions of stars.'

'What does that tell you?'

Watson ponders for a minute.' Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?

Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. 'Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent.'

***Dedicated to my offspring-we finished a kindergarten level science project together on magnets, paper clips, strings etc. for the fun of it-- Here's to good times:horsie::jump:**
 
It's amazing how much we over analyze things sometimes.

Perhaps a different forum next time, though. Like our Jokes section.
 
Hmm, how would someone manage to steal their tent without waking them up?

Great joke, none the less!
 
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