joke| About the french army (i dont ment to hurt someone) - Page 3




 
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Boots
 
December 6th, 2012  
mmarsh
 
 
1. My Great Grandfather (infantry) wounded in the leg at Verdun going 'over the top'. He was lucky actually he survived. Most of his unit did not.

2. My Great Uncle (Air Force, Recon Aircraft Photographer) who was wounded twice, once in WWII when his transport ship was mistakenly sunk by the RAF when they evacuated France in 1940. He and the survivors were strafed in the water by an allied aircraft. He was again severally wounded at Dien Bien Phu when his Aircraft Crash landed. Both his legs were crushed, He walked with a limp the rest of his life.

3. My Grandfather (infantry) saw combat in 1940, didn't get a scratch but spent most of the war as a German POW

4. My Father in Law (Paratrooper) who still wont talk about the what he saw in Lebanese Civil War, which should tell you everything...

I don't think some of you would be so quick to make fun of the French military had you been there with them.
December 6th, 2012  
Cne C
 
 
I agrea with you mmarsh
December 6th, 2012  
USMCPoolee03xx
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Israeli_Force
What is the first thing you study when you are joining the french army?

to say i surender in german XD
Raise your right hand if you like the French ... raise both hands if you are French.
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Boots
December 6th, 2012  
I3BrigPvSk
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by USMCPoolee03xx
Raise your right hand if you like the French ... raise both hands if you are French.
I love the French ladies when they are saying Oui, Oui, Oui with an increasing pitch for every time they are repeating the Oui
December 6th, 2012  
USMCPoolee03xx
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by I3BrigPvSk
I love the French ladies when they are saying Oui, Oui, Oui with an increasing pitch for every time they are repeating the Oui

Dang. I need to find myself a French lady. I'd like to give them a little piece of America.
December 6th, 2012  
I3BrigPvSk
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by USMCPoolee03xx
Dang. I need to find myself a French lady. I'd like to give them a little piece of America.

France is a pretty good place to find them. They are........
December 7th, 2012  
hawky94
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by USMCPoolee03xx
Dang. I need to find myself a French lady. I'd like to give them a little piece of America.
"Little piece", eh? Hehehehe
December 7th, 2012  
viper2007
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by hawky94
"Little piece", eh? Hehehehe
Yeah, Hawky... I was thinking the same thing...

He can do an impression of Scarface- "say hello to my little friend...!"

He he he he....
December 7th, 2012  
BritinAfrica
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by USMCPoolee03xx
Dang. I need to find myself a French lady. I'd like to give them a little piece of America.
I heard that the French women don't usually wear knickers.
December 7th, 2012  
The Highway Man
 
 
On the downside, the continentals do not defuzz their pits! Hairy pits are not a nice feature!
 


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