Joining the Marines

[m551sheridan]

When his son refused to get a job, his father insisted he join the Marine Corps.

At the physical, the Doctor directed the reluctant recruit to read the eye chart across the room.

“What chart doc?" the young man asked.

"The one on the wall!'' the doctor said.

'What wall?' said the young man.

Sensing he had a deadbeat on his hands, and wanting to fill the quota, the doctor asked his nurse to strip down and walk into the exam room.

'Now what do you see son?'

"Doc, I can't see a thing, I'm as blind as a bat."

"Well, you may not see anything, the doctor said, but your ***** is pointing straight towards Paris Island, South Carolina."

'Welcome to the U.S. Marine Corps'

 

[The Highway Man]

CF fell for that one too. when God Save The Queen played, it stood even more to attention so they made him a commissioned occifer!

 

[Capt Frogman]

CF fell for that one too. when God Save The Queen played, it stood even more to attention so they made him a commissioned occifer!

You make it sound like a bad thing...

Proves that I'm blessed downstairs then.

 

[The Highway Man]

No, the MO said it was a good job they played the National Anthem otherwise they would have had to get the magnifying glass out!!!

 

[Capt Frogman]

No, the MO said it was a good job they played the National Anthem otherwise they would have had to get the magnifying glass out!!!

Ever worn parade dress trousers? You have to be blessed in order for it to be noticed.

 

[The Highway Man]

Ever worm parade dress trousers? You have to be blessed in order for it to be noticed.

It was your worm on parade that made the MO get his magnifying glass out in the first place.

 

[Capt Frogman]

It was your worm on parade that made the MO get his magnifying glass out in the first place.

You :cens: :cens: :cens: :cens: :cens:!

This talk of worms is a bit rich coming from you...

 

[I3BrigPvSk]

CF fell for that one too. when God Save The Queen played, it stood even more to attention so they made him a commissioned occifer!

So if the tested individual reacts like that to either the song or the Queen, they send him to the RM; if the individual react with pride, he will end up in a more decent branch? Such as the army and the parachute regiment?

 

[The Highway Man]

The real fine upstanding members of HM Forces are advised to join the Military Police.

 

[Capt Frogman]

The real fine upstanding members of HM Forces are advised to join the Military Police.

It's just a shame that none of these "fine upstanding members" have ever joined the RMP.

 

[Capt Frogman]

So if the tested individual reacts like that to either the song or the Queen, they send him to the RM; if the individual react with pride, he will end up in a more decent branch? Such as the army and the parachute regiment?

You're calling the Army and the Para's a more "decent" branch? :shock:

Only the creme da la creme join the RM. Only the creme da la creme of the creme da la creme are given a commission.

 

[The Highway Man]

The only problem is the creme has gone off and has curdled.

 

[I3BrigPvSk]

The real fine upstanding members of HM Forces are advised to join the Military Police.

No decent human would ever be a military poo! :-D

 

[I3BrigPvSk]

You're calling the Army and the Para's a more "decent" branch? :shock:

Only the creme da la creme join the RM. Only the creme da la creme of the creme da la creme are given a commission.

Only the sour creme, you say?????

 

[Capt Frogman]

The only problem is the creme has gone off and has curdled.

Must have only happened recently.

 

[Capt Frogman]

Only the sour creme, you say?????

Not sure about sour, but certainly the best.

 

[I3BrigPvSk]

Not sure about sour, but certainly the best.

The cabbage makes the creme sour.

 

[The Highway Man]

Don't know about sour, more like clotted!

 

[Capt Frogman]

The cabbage makes the creme sour.

All the nastiest things in life are sour! :twisted:

 

[Capt Frogman]

Don't know about sour, more like clotted!

Are we still discussing the RM?