IM the Drill Camander at KY-20021 and thes are some good short ones
A Yellow Bird
A yellow bird,
with a yellow bill.
He landed on
My window sill.
I coaxed him in.
With a piece of bread,
and then I smashed his
Little head! (Stomp your falling foot in unison)
I called the doctor.
The doctor said.
My dear good man.
This bird is dead.
A Tiny Mouse
A tiny mouse,
With tiny feet,
Was lying on,
My toilet seat.
I pushed it in,
And I flushed it down.
The little mouse,
Went round and round.
Looking Good
Standing tall and looking good,
We ought to be in Hollywood.
Dress it right and cover down,
Forty inches all around.
Nine in the front and six to the rear,
That's the way we do it here.
Hold your head and hold it high,
cause we ar--e marching by.