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[The Highway Man]

No need, I've got big ears with rear view mirrors fitted.

 

[Capt Frogman]

What about when you're at work asleep?

 

[The Highway Man]

Eyes tattooed on my eye lids to make me look awake.

 

[Capt Frogman]

Cheers for the heads up. You've provided good intel.

 

[The Highway Man]

and an attack Chihuahua sat on the dashboard, trained to go for the throat of anyone wearing a white cap/police hi-vis sneaking up on the patrol car whilst we're snoozing :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Capt Frogman]

I don't always put the white cap or police hi-vis on.

We're sometimes plain clothed too.

 

[The Highway Man]

I'll train him to attack anyone with a cabbagehead then!

 

[Capt Frogman]

At least my baton and CS spray will come in handy.

 

[The Highway Man]

He's been trained to embrace pain and he's addicted to the smell of CS, he says woof, bring it on big boy!

 

[Capt Frogman]

I'll be seeing you at 45 very soon! :twisted:

 

[The Highway Man]

We're here now, no sign of you.

 

[Capt Frogman]

I'm on day 1 of 4 rest days.

 

[The Highway Man]

and you have the cheek to say I get loads of time off!

 

[Capt Frogman]

I've just done 6 days on!

 

[Tankboy]

I work 4 days a week, every week.

 

[The Highway Man]

That's because there's only so many hours you can work when you're nearly a pensioner.

 

[The Highway Man]

I'll be seeing you at 45 very soon! :twisted:

He's waiting for you!!!

 

[Capt Frogman]

I work 4 days a week, every week.

Part timer!

Think yourself lucky you don't work the 222 rota. 2 x earlies, 2 x days and 2 x nights and then 4 x rest days.

 

[Capt Frogman]

He's waiting for you!!!

What a throughly horrible rat dog.

Nothing a taser deployment can't fix.

 

[The Highway Man]

I've told you, he embraces pain!!!