Jesus tackles the drug problem:




 
--
Jesus tackles the drug problem:
 
May 15th, 2007  
Pacific Lure
 
 

Topic: Jesus tackles the drug problem:


Jesus tackles the drug problem:
Jesus and his disciples are sitting around a table discussing the current problem of drugs in today's society, when Jesus decides that the only way to get an understanding of the problem is to actually try the drugs for themselves. So Jesus sends his disciples out to the four corners of the earth to bring back a variety of narcotics for testing.

Several weeks later the first disciple arrives back. There's a knock at the door.

"Peter, you have returned and what have you brought for us."

"My Lord! from Morocco I have brought some Hash."

"We'll done Peter."

Another knock on the door.

"Simon, what have you brought back from your travels?"

"My Lord! I have brought some Marijuana from the rain forests of
Brazil."

Another knock on the door.

"John, what have you brought?"

"My Lord! I have brought cocaine from
Columbia"

Another knock on the door.

"James! What have you brought?"

"My Lord! from the mountains of
Nepal I've brought heroin."

Another knock on the door.

"Mathew, what have you brought?"

"My Lord! From
New York city I have brought some crack."

Then finally there's a knock on the door and Judas arrives. And Jesus asks?

Ah, Judas, what have you brought?

"The FBI, mother f**kers! This is a bust!!!"
May 15th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 



May 16th, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 

.
.
.
.
.
--
Jesus tackles the drug problem:
May 16th, 2007  
Rob Henderson
 
 
BASTARD! hahaha.
 


Similar Topics
Jesus and the redneck
jesus...........aus bloke, irishman and a limey
Burdened U.S. Military Cuts Role In Drug War
Soldiers Say Drug Use Is An Increasing Problem In Iraq
What was said on the 3rd presidential debate.