JESUS SAVES

tomtom22

Chief Engineer
Two prostitutes were riding around town with

a sign on top of their car which said:








Two Prostitutes -
$50.00.


A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them

And

Told them they'd either have to remove the

Sign or go to jail.


Just at that time, another car passed

With a sign saying:
'JESUS SAVES.'

One of the girls asked the officer,


'How come you don't stop them?!'

'Well, that's a little different,' the officer smiled,


'Their sign pertains to religion.'

The following day the same police officer noticed the same two

Hookers driving around with a large sign on their car.

He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign:











Two Fallen Angels
Seeking Peter --$50
 
Dontcha just love loopholes?

Reminds me of a story I heard pertaining to the Jewish sabbath day. People were forbidden to work, but reasoned people at see or over a body of water were exempt.
So, they but buckets of water underneath their carts and carried on anyway.
 
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