It's gettin' ugly.

tomtom22

tomtom22

Chief Engineer
Mohammed Omar, warns the United States

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers.

And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell and AOL customer service reps and Motel 6 managers.

It's gettin' ugly.



 
Oh no! Don't take away our convenience store managers!!! We'll never survive!!!! :shock:
 
And if the Liquor Stores close the United States will have no choice but to offer an unconditional surrender.
 
This will seriously affect Students all over America, cause mass drop-out rates in colleges, cause parents to hate their teenage children! Your economy would collape and cause unbeliveable harm to the US!

Or as a Whisky drinking Scotsman, am I over-reacting?

Anyone who has ever looked into the glazed eyes of a soldier dying on the battlefield will think hard before starting a war. ~Otto Von Bismark
 
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