Italian women are hard on their men.




 
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Italian women are hard on their men.
 
March 25th, 2009  
senojekips
 
 

Topic: Italian women are hard on their men.


Italian women are hard on their men.
An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite ravioli wafting up the stairs.

He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.
Gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs.

When he reached the bottom of the stairs, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen, where if not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were hundreds of his favorite ravioli.

Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

He threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a crumpled posture. His parched lips parted, the wondrous taste of the ravioli was already in his mouth.

With a trembling hand he reached up to the edge of the table, when suddenly he was smacked with a wooden spoon by his wife. "Va fanculo!" she said. "Questi sono per il funerale."

(Translation F.... off these are for the funeral).
March 25th, 2009  
A Can of Man
 
 
Man... that's terrible
March 25th, 2009  
Team Infidel
 
 
wow.........
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Italian women are hard on their men.
March 25th, 2009  
AB_Shorts_Momma
 
 
Oh my!
March 26th, 2009  
tomtom22
 
 
Posted before: OOO, MEAN OR WHAT!!!!!!
March 27th, 2009  
Sevens
 
 
Hahaha!! I likey.
March 27th, 2009  
BritinBritain
 
 
lol I love it
 


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