THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO MALTA

Naddoður

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One day Ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel.

Ina Morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand . I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better not piss onna plate, you sonna ma *****. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma *****.

Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma *****. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma *****.

So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. I call the manager and tella him I wanna sshit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna sshit on my bed. He say you better not sshit onna bed, you sonna ma *****. I don't even know the man and he call me sonna ma *****. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you". I say piss on you too, you sonna ma *****, I gonna back to Italy.
 
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