Italian Nuns

April 8th, 2006  

Topic: Italian Nuns

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. St. Peter meets them at the
Pearly Gates.

He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is
granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be."

The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren"; and *poof* she's

The second says, "I want to be Madonna"; and *poof* she's gone.

The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini..."

St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asks.

Sara Pipalini," replies the nun. St. Peter shakes his head and says,
"I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell".

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it toSt.
Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to
her and says.....

"No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."

If you laughed, you are going straight to hell!

April 8th, 2006  
At least I know I have a seat reserved for sure now!!
April 8th, 2006  
well you know how the song on the highway to hell
April 9th, 2006  
If I didn't think I was already there, I'd be very concerned.
April 9th, 2006  
nice that i still living in the earth but not the hell.
April 10th, 2006  
C/2nd Lt Robot
I'll be seeing all y'all there then.
April 10th, 2006  
April 10th, 2006  
April 11th, 2006  
Navy Boy
Holly shit! I read the bible so I shouldn't be sent to hell.
April 11th, 2006  
See you all there... LOL