tomtom22
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Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. St. Peter meets them at the
Pearly Gates.
He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is
granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be."
The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren"; and *poof* she's
gone.
The second says, "I want to be Madonna"; and *poof* she's gone.
The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini..."
St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asks.
Sara Pipalini," replies the nun. St. Peter shakes his head and says,
"I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell".
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it toSt.
Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to
her and says.....
"No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."
If you laughed, you are going straight to hell!
Pearly Gates.
He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is
granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be."
The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren"; and *poof* she's
gone.
The second says, "I want to be Madonna"; and *poof* she's gone.
The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini..."
St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asks.
Sara Pipalini," replies the nun. St. Peter shakes his head and says,
"I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell".
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it toSt.
Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to
her and says.....
"No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."
If you laughed, you are going straight to hell!
