Italian Golfer

Italian Golfer
July 29th, 2007  

Topic: Italian Golfer

Italian Golfer
An 80-year old Italian man goes to the doctor for a check-up.

The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks,
"How do you stay in such great physical condition?" I'm Italian and I am a golfer," says the old guy. " I'm up well before daylight and out golfing, up and down the fairways. Have a glass of vino, and all is well."
"Well," says the doctor, "I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it than that. How old was your Dad when he died?""Who said my Dad's dead?"
The doctor is amazed: "You mean you're 80 years old and your Dad's still alive? How old is he?"
"He's 100 years old," says the old Italian golfer. "In fact, he golfed with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk, that's why he's still alive ... He's Italian and he's a golfer, too."
"Well," the doctor says, "that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your Dad's Dad? How old was he when hedied?""Who said my grandpa's dead?"
Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living???! Incredible! How old is he?"
"He's 118 years old," says the old Italian golfer.

The doctor is getting pretty frustrated at this point: "So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning, too?""No. Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today."At this point the doctor is close to losing it. "Getting
married!!? Why would a 118-year-old guy want to get married?"

"Who said he wants to?"

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