The Irishman and The Blonde.




 
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Boots
 
March 2nd, 2005  
Missileer
 
 

Topic: The Irishman and The Blonde.


Hope you Irish guys can relate to this.


One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship."

As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft.

Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure. Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!

The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.

With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproofed pocket on the left sleeve of her wetsuit, and pulled out a fresh pack of cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. "Faith and begorrah," said the man, "that is so good, I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Irish whiskey?" asked the blonde.

Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years."

Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve, unzips a pocket, removes a flask and hands it to him. He opened the flask and took a long drink. "Tis nectar of the Gods!" stated the Irishman. "Tis truly fantastic!!!"

At this point, the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?"

With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, "Sweet Jesus! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there, too!"
March 3rd, 2005  
USAFAUX2004
 
 
LOL, that is a good one
March 3rd, 2005  
Charge 7
 
 
I heard that one years ago and it was a Scotsman. Still good though. Thanks for reminding me.
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Boots
March 3rd, 2005  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
HAHAHHA .
March 3rd, 2005  
Locke
 
 
lol
very good, forwarded it on to some friends, very funny!!
March 3rd, 2005  
A Can of Man
 
 
March 3rd, 2005  
Missileer
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Charge_7
I heard that one years ago and it was a Scotsman. Still good though. Thanks for reminding me.
Yeah, the first thing I thought of when I read the golf clubs thing, was the guy should have been a Scot. I think joke writers have trouble with the Scotch accent.
July 5th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Funny!!
July 5th, 2006  
JulesLee
 
 
I dont get it, why golf clubs?
July 5th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
 
 
Because she said "played around." Usually meant to mean sex. He doesnt even think of that and thinks that "played around" means on the golf course.


I cant say I can relate to that one though.