An Irish priest in Texas . . .




 
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An Irish priest in Texas . . .
 
December 3rd, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: An Irish priest in Texas . . .


An Irish priest in Texas . . .
Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station . . .

The conversation went like this:

"Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"

"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of the matter?"

Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!"

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.

Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin."
December 3rd, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
hahahaha....nice one tomtom
December 3rd, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 






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An Irish priest in Texas . . .
December 3rd, 2007  
Peddler
 
 
Hahaha very good!
December 4th, 2007  
Del Boy
 
Nice one!
December 4th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!
 


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