irish jokes




 
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irish jokes
 
July 27th, 2005  
Irishone
 
 

Topic: irish jokes


irish jokes
-A Texan rancher comes to Ireland and meets a Kerry farmer.
The Texan says : "Takes me a whole goddam day to drive from one side of my ranch to the other."
The Kerry farmer says:"Ah sure, I know, sir. We have tractors like that over here too."

-Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. "Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you are entitled to something on you back, what would you like?" said the prison guard to the Englishman just before lashing him. The English man, being a bit of a cricket fan, asked for linseed oil. When they lashed him on a post and let him go to catch his flight back to London he groaned and crawled to the airport. Next came the German. "Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you are entitled to something on you back, what would you like?" said the prison guard "Nothing" said the German and, after receiving his lashes spat on the ground, called the prison guards Schisers and started off towards the airport. The guards then came to the Irishman. "Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you are entitled to something on you back, what would you like?" "Oh", replied the Irishman, "I'll take the German".

-An Irishman and an American were sitting in the bar at Shannon Airport.

"I've come to meet my brother," said the Irishman. "He's due to fly in from
America in an hour's time. It's his first trip home in forty years".

"Will you be able to recognize him?" asked the American.

"I'm sure I won't," said the Irishman, "after all, he's been away for a long
time".

"I wonder if he'll recognize you?" said the American.

"Of course he will," said the Irishman. "Sure, an' I haven't been away at
all".
July 30th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 
Those were good especially the last one!
August 6th, 2005  
dougal
 
 
This site isnt big enough for two funny Irish people!!!
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irish jokes
August 7th, 2005  
ghost457
 
 
those were pretty good!!!
August 8th, 2005  
Irishone
 
 
ooooer dougal goina start, your a galway man I wouldnt start on a Tipp person now after the last game!
August 8th, 2005  
LIPS
 
 
funny
August 9th, 2005  
Themrose89
 
I agree with tomtom22