tomtom22
Chief Engineer
An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a full day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 pounds!
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
The Irishman nodded. "I'll tell you though, be jaesuz, I t'aut I was going to drop dead on dat tird day."
"From hunger, you mean?" said the doc.
"Hell, no," replied the Irishman. "From all dat fookin' skippin'."
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a full day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 pounds!
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
The Irishman nodded. "I'll tell you though, be jaesuz, I t'aut I was going to drop dead on dat tird day."
"From hunger, you mean?" said the doc.
"Hell, no," replied the Irishman. "From all dat fookin' skippin'."
