The Irish daughter

The Irish daughter
February 22nd, 2005  

Topic: The Irish daughter

The Irish daughter
An Irish daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years.

Upon her return, her father cussed her; " Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us
know how you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't
you know what you put your Mum through??!!"

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a

"WHAT!!? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace
to this family - I don't ever want to see you again!"

"OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this luxury fur
coat, title deeds to a ten bed-roomed mansion, plus a savings account
for 5 million. For my little brother, this gold Rolex, and for you
Daddy the spanking new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's
parked outside
plus a lifetime membership to the Country Club...(takes a breath)
invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and...."

"Now what was it you said you had become?"

Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff... A prostitute Dad! ... Sniff, sniff"

"Oh! Be Jesus! - you scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said
"a Protestant". Come here and give your old man a hug!"
February 22nd, 2005  
February 22nd, 2005  

Topic: Re: The Irish daughter

LMBO this is great!!! I'm stealing it and posting it on antoher site! (I'll give you credit though!) Very funny!

The Irish daughter
February 23rd, 2005  
Thats was good.
February 23rd, 2005  
A Can of Man
March 14th, 2005  
Nice job
March 18th, 2005  
July 5th, 2006  
Good one!
July 5th, 2006  
omg that was classiccccccc
July 5th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
wow...Thats priceless. hahahaha