Iranian Stealth Drone: Captured!

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Facing an increasing hostile local environment, Iran began experimenting with longer range reconnaissance vehicles. Seen here is one that was downed over Nevada in late 2011. Crashing onto the Officers' Golf Course (43rd hole) at Area 52*, it was quickly studied and inspected. The US Air Force even brought in a foreign expert, Ala ad-Din to give them further insights in how it operated, and to hopefully backstep some of the technology involved. It may take almost three years of intensive research to unravel its' secret!​
 
It's a pity we can't see the underside. Maybe there are some hard points to strap some suicide bombers in burka outfit.
 
I've got bad news,

Aparently research into this type of drone has been going on for a lot longer than western analyists have origonally thought.

Seen here is evidence of Iranian production and stockpiling of these advanced stealth craft.

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I've got bad news,

Aparently research into this type of drone has been going on for a lot longer than western analyists have origonally thought.

Seen here is evidence of Iranian production and stockpiling of these advanced stealth craft.

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This stock pile of stealth aircrafts gives carpet bombing a new meaning
 
BREAKING NEWS!

The United States government has enlisted the aid of advanced engineer James Dyson, to use his revolutionary scanning devices to investigate the dirt coating stealth resin on the surface of the stealth craft.

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This will surely speed up reverse engineering by literally pulling the information out of this new threat.
 
WESTERN RESPONSIVE MEASURES RELEASED.


This is not good Gents,

But I have heard that a clandestine operation to sabotage the whole Iranian Stealth fleet is underway...

It surrounds the use of fabric softeners, and the application of pet hair to create a larger radar signature for this craft.

Also, here is a type of mutnition to be used to paint stealth drones on the ground for targeting ...


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Delivery is still in the works...


(If you like this then you are going to hell with me... heh)
 
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New : attack version released

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I have information about a new DARPA air defense system that can neutralize these stealth aircrafts. The system is called YVC-1A, according to the information it can be in the service this year.
 
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These craft appear very vunlerable to cat urine...

As we speak weapon and aerospace engineering specialist through NATO are trying to fit male cats to military aircraft hard points for immediate weapon trials.

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A brave volunteer shown above, his country of orgin at this time is being with held.

This new munition has been identified as product of the X 000 drone marking program, or MK. 69 Liquid Delivery Pod...
 
I wonder, does this new Iranian technology need to be hand washed only? Seems to be a bit delicate. LOL
 
the makers of Disney's Aladin were seen being taken to Guantanamo bay for questioning, not TORTURING..... questioning ;)
 
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