Interview with a Chief




 
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Boots
 
April 26th, 2006  
DTop
 
 

Topic: Interview with a Chief


An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a Ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U.S. government officials sent to interview him.

"Chief Two Eagles" asked one official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."

The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied ...


"When white man found the land, Indians were running it.

No taxes,

No debt,

Plenty buffalo,

Plenty beaver,

Women did all the work,

Medicine man free,

Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing,

All night having sex."

Then the chief leaned back and smiled .... "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
April 27th, 2006  
bulldogg
 
 
Amen.
April 27th, 2006  
Navy Boy
 
 

Lol!
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Boots
April 27th, 2006  
JulesLee
 
 
lol so true.. omg i want old system plz!
April 27th, 2006  
bulldogg
 
 
Oh really??
April 27th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Yup!
April 28th, 2006  
armlesscadet
 
 
all who wish to have the old system back say "i". I
April 28th, 2006  
The Cooler King
 
Eye.
April 28th, 2006  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
w00t
January 7th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's a good one