The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
Looks like a section 5 to me, what do you fine occifers of the law reckon? 
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Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
No one can hear your screams from the cells.
Actually, they can. I've seen Cop Shows on telly. Everything's recorded via video cameras and there's audio too!
"Ouch! Officer stop hitting me!"
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
Looks like a section 5 to me, what do you fine occifers of the law reckon?
Agreed, and it's enough to nick him!
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
Actually, they can. I've seen Cop Shows on telly. Everything's recorded via video cameras and there's audio too!
"Ouch! Officer stop hitting me!"
Custody staff turn a blind eye? The equipment is "broken"?
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
Not a chance. Why would I make sure it was nice and cosy for you?
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
Actually, they can. I've seen Cop Shows on telly. Everything's recorded via video cameras and there's audio too!
"Ouch! Officer stop hitting me!"
"and how did Mr Hawky obtain all those bruises and bloodied nose occifer?" - "he fell down the stairs whilst resisting arrest" - "I see occifer - assault by police - case dismissed!!"
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
As long as it's a fit female occifer who nicks me, then we're all good. Wimens in uniform... hmm...
and there is one veeeeerrrrrrry nice wimens occifer works with CF - I've met her on a job!!!!
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
Custody staff turn a blind eye? The equipment is "broken"?
"Mr detention officer Highway Man, can we see the custody suite tapes?" - " I'm sorry Sir, the machine chewed the tapes up as I was changing it!!"
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
"and how did Mr Hawky obtain all those bruises and bloodied nose occifer?" - "he fell down the stairs whilst resisting arrest" - "I see occifer - assault by police - case dismissed!!"
You've done this before, haven't you?
:lol:
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
and there is one veeeeerrrrrrry nice wimens occifer works with CF - I've met her on a job!!!!
She's off limits to you perverts.
We're very protective of our Jules.
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
Who me? a fine upstanding Non Commissioned Officer of Her Majesties Corps of Royal Military Police? Hell fecking yeah!!! - the grunt deserved it for accusing me of having a sense of humour!!!!
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
"Mr detention officer Highway Man, can we see the custody suite tapes?" - " I'm sorry Sir, the machine chewed the tapes up as I was changing it!!"
Something like that.....supposedly.
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
Who me? a fine upstanding Non Commissioned Officer of Her Majesties Corps of Royal Military Police? Hell fecking yeah!!! - the grunt deserved it for accusing me of having a sense of humour!!!!
You must be describing someone else. Sounds nothing like you.
Even now she still has nightmares of your meeting. :lol:
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
I think that was my colleague who scared her, he fecking scares me in the dark!!! :shock:
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
Stop bending over then?
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
Feck that for a game of soldiers!!! he's an ex Yorkshire miner!!! :shock:
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
You know how much they like dark tight places!!! :shock:
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
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