Interesting days ahead for Scottish Police - Page 4




 
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Interesting days ahead for Scottish Police
 
January 10th, 2013  
Tankboy
 
 
Interesting days ahead for Scottish Police
Don't encourage him!.
January 10th, 2013  
Tankboy
 
 
He's gone, probably popped out for some Bucky!.
January 10th, 2013  
The Highway Man
 
and some haggis, tatties and neeps. He'll be getting in practice for Burns Night.
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Interesting days ahead for Scottish Police
January 10th, 2013  
I3BrigPvSk
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Highway Man
and some haggis, tatties and neeps. He'll be getting in practice for Burns Night.

Burns Night? What's that?
January 10th, 2013  
Tankboy
 
 
You take the high Road...........
January 10th, 2013  
The Highway Man
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by I3BrigPvSk
Burns Night? What's that?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burns_supper
January 10th, 2013  
I3BrigPvSk
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tankboy
You take the high Road...........

I see, so driving in Scotland is like to drive on the Highway to Hell? Must be all the drunks on the roads there

A Jock is a Scotsman?

January 10th, 2013  
The Highway Man
 
An Englishman is being shown around a Scottish hospital.

At the end of his visit, he is shown into a ward with a number of patients who show no obvious signs of injury. He goes to examine the first man he sees, and the man proclaims:

Fair fa' yer honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain e' the puddin' race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
painch tripe or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy o' a grace
as lang's my arm.


The Englishman, somewhat taken aback, goes to the next patient, and immediately the patient launches into:

Some hae meat, and canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat and we can eat,
And sae the Lord be thankit.


This continues with the next patient:

Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous beastie,
O what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
wi' bickering brattle.
I wad be laith to run and chase thee,
wi' murdering prattle!"


"Well," the Englishman mutters to his Scottish colleague, "I see you saved the psychiatric ward for the last."

"Nay, nay," the Scottish doctor corrected him, "this is the Serious Burns unit."
January 10th, 2013  
The Highway Man
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by I3BrigPvSk
I see, so driving in Scotland is like to drive on the Highway to Hell? Must be all the drunks on the roads there

A Jock is a Scotsman?

Yes he is.
January 10th, 2013  
I3BrigPvSk
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Highway Man
Yes he is.

Thanks, so he speaks Jockese, which is actually English, but when you add whisky to it...viola...he speaks Jockese
 


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