Balkan-MiG, here are the directions on how to defect to North Korea. There are several ways.
Go to the North Korean embassy in Jakarta, Indonesia. Obviously bring everything you own. Say that you wish to live in socialist paradise. They will check what money you have and whether or not you're important enough to take. If you are just a broke bum, they won't take you. Otherwise, let's say you have a lot of money or you're related to someone important, you will be welcomed. Actually, even with not a whole lot of money you may be allowed in... times are hard and I'm sure they can use a piece of propaganda to encourage their people.
Or, go to China. Go to the Chinese-North Korean border. Show up with a lot of money. Cross the river at night when there's little moonlight. You can go this alone or with the help of smugglers who aren't used to bringing people back into North Korea. If they seem friendly, don't smile too much, these guys rape North Korean women who use their services in getting out of North Korea.
So you can go to North Korea.
What's keeping you?
Anyways, if you go there, you'll probably be waived of the 7 year manditory military service. They reduced it to 7. Used to be 12.