AJChenMPH
Forum Health Inspector
STATIONED IN HAWAII, our Army unit held a week-long training exercise on land leased from a farmer. When our battalion executive officer fell into an exhausted sleep in his truck next to the guard post, one of the farmer's cows stuck its head into the vehicle and sloppily nuzzled the sleeping major. He awoke a few moments later and, in a screaming tirade, accused the guard on duty of pouring water on him. Defending himself, the private said he saw a cow stroll by. "Do you expect me to believe," screeched the major, "that some cow licked me?!"
"Well, sir," replied the guard, "I'm sure he didn't know you were a major."
--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Todd R. Calderwood
Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
"Well, sir," replied the guard, "I'm sure he didn't know you were a major."
--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Todd R. Calderwood
Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
