Important Notice!!!

tomtom22

Chief Engineer
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally,by hand, and even electronically.

This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out
your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or more of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends.

If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is, sadly, controlling your life.

Get help immediately.


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I'm infected.... I suffer from "W.O.R.K." six days a week..... please stay away from me for the love of God. You might get it form me.
 
Dangerous stuff this WORK, should I start on a course of BEER & WINE now to avoid infection? What dosage do you recommend, I think I'll keep trying it until it stops tasting good.
 
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