If the Uniform Fits...

AJChenMPH

Forum Health Inspector
DURING OUR FIRST THREE DAYS at Lackland Air Force Base in San Antonio, we were herded from place to place for haircuts, shots and uniforms. Back in our barracks, the drill instructor told us to put on our uniforms and fall out in front of the building. Some of the uniforms, however, were extremely large. As we filed outside, the sergeant stood by the door with his assistant. "We have to take some of these people back for refitting," he said. "That last man took two steps before his uniform moved."

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Harry R. Buckley

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
 
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