If the Shelling Doesn't Kill You...

[AJChenMPH]

We were asleep in our cots at Bagram Air Base in Afghanistan when exploding enemy rockets woke us up. My platoon and I threw on our fatigues, grabbed our weapons and ran to the bunker for protection. Inside the bunker, one nervous soldier lit up. "Put that cigarette out!" I ordered.

"Yeah, forget the rockets," said another soldier as more rounds rocked the bunker. "That secondhand smoke'll kill ya."

-- SSG James Kellert

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.

 

[Team Infidel]

good one............

 

[Sevens]

That's funny.

 

[Mayser]

well considering that the average smoker only inhales 15% of the cigarette...the other 85% everyone else inhales....how true how true...

 

[SHERMAN]

I would much like to see the bastard who tells me to take out a cigarete under arty fire.

 

[justin1552]

"Was it the rocket that killed him?" "Nope, the rocket was Post-Mortem. It seems Cigarette smoke did him in."

 

[SHERMAN]

My policy was "If you dont like smoke there are plenty of units Im not a member of"

 

[BritinBritain]

A shell landing on ones the head isn't exactly healthy

 

[tomtom22]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[AB_Shorts_Momma]

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