If The Bible Was Written By College Students




 
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Boots
 
February 10th, 2005  
Charge 7
 
 

Topic: If The Bible Was Written By College Students


1. Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning - cold.

2. The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and written in a large font.

3. New edition every two years in order to limit reselling.

4. Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't cafeteria food.

5. Paul's letter to the Romans becomes Paul's e-mail to abuse@romans.gov.

6. Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates.

7. The place where the end of the world occurs: Finals, not Armageddon.

8. Out go the donkeys, in come the mountain bikes.

9. Reason why Moses and followers walked in desert for 40 years: They didn't want to ask directions and look like freshmen.

10. Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, He would have put it off until the night before it was due and then pulled an all-nighter.
February 10th, 2005  
Italian Guy
 
 
Good one, man.
February 10th, 2005  
rotc boy
 
 
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Boots
February 10th, 2005  
pixiedustboo
 
 

Topic: Re: If The Bible Was Written By College Students


Quote:
Originally Posted by Charge_7
2. The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and written in a large font.
...at least the font looks like Times New Roman...and on a Mac it does have to be bigger....
February 11th, 2005  
Darcia
 
nice.
February 11th, 2005  
bllrby2104
 
 
thats a good one
February 11th, 2005  
AFSteliga
 
 
Very nice.
September 17th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 
Brings back memories.......
September 18th, 2005  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 

Topic: Re: If The Bible Was Written By College Students


Quote:
Originally Posted by Charge 7
9. Reason why Moses and followers walked in desert for 40 years: They didn't want to ask directions and look like freshmen.

10. Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, He would have put it off until the night before it was due and then pulled an all-nighter.
September 18th, 2005  
ghost457
 
 
clever