I.D. cards...oh yaz.
My favorite ID card was possessed by a training instructor while i was going through basic training at lackland AFB. We were told to scrutinise all cards carefully before letting anyone into a dormitory. So one day, the guard on our dormitory door looked at a T.I.s card and just about hacked up a lung laughing so hard. a few of us near the door went over to see what was wrong. Well, the T.I.s card had a water mark picture of two cartoon eagles humping each other instead of the national eagle with spread wings in the center of his card. needless to say, he didnt get in. even when he roared and pounded on the door, he didnt get in.
i still wonder to this day where he had it made.