I'd do anything.........A night out

Pacific Lure

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A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam."

She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do... **anything**!!!"

He returns her gaze. "Anything???"

"Yes,... Anything!!!"

His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you... study???"

A NIGHT OUT:
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her out to some place expensive.......... So I took her to a gas station!

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