This husband didn't make it for Christmas




 
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Boots
 
December 9th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: This husband didn't make it for Christmas


This husband didn't make it for Christmas...

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.



Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for this Saturday.

December 9th, 2005  
Fox
 
 
I'm sorry I don't understand.
December 9th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fox
I'm sorry I don't understand.
The apparently overweight wife of over 200 pounds was looking for a zippy new sports car that would go real fast, but got a bathroom scale instead.

Get it now?

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Boots
December 9th, 2005  
rotc boy
 
 
December 9th, 2005  
bulldogg
 
 
December 10th, 2005  
AFSteliga
 
 
Ouch...
October 3rd, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
ouch is right..
October 4th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
someone had a death wish lol
October 4th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
He deserved worse. Jerk.