Hows about we talk about something a little less serious?

I3BrigPvSk said:
Poor Hawky, I think these men here are jealous because Hawky goes after young beautiful wimen. Come over and I will take you to places which are beyond your wildest dreams :mrgreen:
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You're saying Mrs CF isn't young and beautiful....? :box:

;)
 
Capt Frogman said:
You're saying Mrs CF isn't young and beautiful....? :box:

;)
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How very dare he! :D

Fear not, people. I do not need to be crushing by a woman whose wanted for murder. As I've found myself my very own petite lass! :D Unfortunately, we're not together yet, but she's still in school - and as for those my own age, and slightly older, I've tried with no joy.

So, while she's still in school, which will be for another couple of years, I'll be focusing on me. Get myself sorted out, suited and booted for University, and then focus on the wimens.

Of course, if things change, then I'll be on it like white on rice. But, for now, focus on me and do plenty of :drink:
 
hawky94 said:
How very dare he! :D

Fear not, people. I do not need to be crushing by a woman whose wanted for murder. As I've found myself my very own petite lass! :D Unfortunately, we're not together yet, but she's still in school - and as for those my own age, and slightly older, I've tried with no joy.

So, while she's still in school, which will be for another couple of years, I'll be focusing on me. Get myself sorted out, suited and booted for University, and then focus on the wimens.

Of course, if things change, then I'll be on it like white on rice. But, for now, focus on me and do plenty of :drink:
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Are you a pervert and/or cradle snatcher Hawky?

All the wimens you go for are at school..... ;) :p
 
Capt Frogman said:
Are you a pervert and/or cradle snatcher Hawky?

All the wimens you go for are at school..... ;) :p
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I may have a perverted sense of humour, and mind. But am not a cradle snatcher! Two-three years younger, maximum. But age is just a number once you get older anyway.
 
hawky94 said:
I may have a perverted sense of humour, and mind. But am not a cradle snatcher! Two-three years younger, maximum. But age is just a number once you get older anyway.
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I think you missed my point youngster. ;) :p :lol:

It always amuses me that your wimens are school girls. :oops: I have this (incorrect!!) image of you hanging around the school gates at throwing out time. :lol:

I really must stop watching "school girl" porn. (in case the authorities are watching, they aren't real school girls. All above the age of consent!) :angel:
 
Capt Frogman said:
I think you missed my point youngster. ;) :p :lol:

It always amuses me that your wimens are school girls. :oops: I have this (incorrect!!) image of you hanging around the school gates at throwing out time. :lol:

I really must stop watching "school girl" porn. (in case the authorities are watching, they aren't real school girls. All above the age of consent!) :angel:
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I don't hang around the school gates! I'm actually in the school most of the time. I go there with a particular purpose, I run the scores table for the school's sports events sometimes, and I get there early to catch up on the banter, see everyone again, and chat to a particular wimens.
 
hawky94 said:
I don't hang around the school gates! I'm actually in the school most of the time. I go there with a particular purpose, I run the scores table for the school's sports events sometimes, and I get there early to catch up on the banter, see everyone again, and chat to a particular wimens.
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Are we talking about grades school, high school, or college females Hawky. I'm not sure if I'm worried about you or not yet. Just don't capture them and dress them as dolls, ok? :cheers:
 
hawky94 said:
I may have a perverted sense of humour, and mind. But am not a cradle snatcher! Two-three years younger, maximum. But age is just a number once you get older anyway.
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When you get to my age, 40 years younger isn't out of the question.:mrgreen:
 
hawky94 said:
I don't hang around the school gates! I'm actually in the school most of the time. I go there with a particular purpose, I run the scores table for the school's sports events sometimes, and I get there early to catch up on the banter, see everyone again, and chat to a particular wimens.
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Then there's no excuse for no wimens. You must be spoilt for choice? ;)
 
SGT G said:
Are we talking about grades school, high school, or college females Hawky. I'm not sure if I'm worried about you or not yet. Just don't capture them and dress them as dolls, ok? :cheers:
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He needs to go for college wimens. They are pure filth! :D
 
College wimens are the way to go, they are just old enough to be corrupted. Best time, catch them whiles they're wild. That used to be my favorite past time, chasing wild wimens and boos, then I caught one. Now I don't have any fun anymore. Oh well, thats all part of being married, the fun police will arrest on sight. :drunkb:
 
Yea, you know the good ole fun police. You do something fun and you get himmed up for it.
 
I haven't been as stupid as you other guys, I've not married "her indoors". :D

That's gives me slightly more freedom. Long may it continue. ;)
 
BritinAfrica said:
When you get to my age, 40 years younger isn't out of the question.:mrgreen:
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You perverted old bugger! :D

And as for my excuses, you're quite right that I have none. But I do find myself quite often falling in the friend-zone among wimens. I have no idea why...

As Sheldon on the Big Bang Theory once said, "Bitches be crazy."
 
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