How'd You Get Into Sickbay?

AJChenMPH

Forum Health Inspector
I WAS A MEMBER of the Fort Leavenworth sky-diving club and one windy day made a perfect three-point landing -- on two toes and my head. Taken to the base hospital with a slight concussion, I was released the next morning.

A few days later, I received a call from a personnel officer who asked what in the world had happened. He had been reading the medical report, where, under the section marked "Reason for accident," the doctor had stated: "Fell out of airplane."

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Maj. Larry D. Butler (Ret.), USAR

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
 
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