how to tell if your company is downsizing...

January 5th, 2005  
rotc boy

Topic: how to tell if your company is downsizing...

1. Company softball teams downsized to tennis doubles.

2. Dr. Kevorkian hired as a "transition consultant."

3. Garage sale in front of corporate offices.

4. Annual company picnic moved from amusement park to company parking lot.

5. Company dental plan now consist of pliers and string.

6. Company president traded Towncar for a Yugo.

7. CEO frequently heard mumbling behind closed doors, "Enemy, meeny, miney, mo."

8. State lotto games introduced as company investment options.

9. Company health insurance plan changed to a first aid kit.

10. Company cafteria serves food from charitable organizations.
January 6th, 2005  
January 17th, 2007  
January 17th, 2007  
Nice. LOL
January 23rd, 2007  
Team Infidel
i have never been in a company that is downsizing.... although a few of those would apply to my current job
May 18th, 2007  
Pacific Lure

Topic: I like that..........

funny and clean!!!