How to spend your Tax Rebate




 
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How to spend your Tax Rebate
 
January 22nd, 2009  
AB_Shorts_Momma
 
 

Topic: How to spend your Tax Rebate


How to spend your Tax Rebate
As you may have heard, each of us will be getting a tax rebate check to stimulate the economy.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruits and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan. If we purchase useless stuff it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it at yard sales, since those are the only businesses still in the US!


January 22nd, 2009  
Team Infidel
 
 
one mans junk is another mans treasure.
January 22nd, 2009  
BritinBritain
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Team Infidel
one mans junk is another mans treasure.
A waitress was having problems carrying away empty plates, some began to slip and about to fall on the floor, I got up and assisted her. The waitress smiled and said to the wife, “Your husband is a treasure.”

The wife replied, “Yeah, he should be buried.”
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How to spend your Tax Rebate
January 22nd, 2009  
AB_Shorts_Momma
 
 
HAHAHAH! Your wife sounds like the treasure!

(Perhaps she views you as a piece of coal... you know... a diamond in the rough???)
January 23rd, 2009  
Sevens
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BritinAfrica
A waitress was having problems carrying away empty plates, some began to slip and about to fall on the floor, I got up and assisted her. The waitress smiled and said to the wife, “Your husband is a treasure.”

The wife replied, “Yeah, he should be buried.”

Beautiful.
January 23rd, 2009  
Mr.Brown
 
You might want to sleep with one eye open
January 24th, 2009  
BritinBritain
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by AB_Shorts_Momma
(Perhaps she views you as a piece of coal... you know... a diamond in the rough???)
If she saw me as a piece of coal she'd set fire to me lol
January 24th, 2009  
tomtom22
 
 
Funny joke, comments too!
 


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