How to spend your Tax Rebate

AB_Shorts_Momma

AB_Shorts_Momma

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[SIZE=+0]As you may have heard, each of us will be getting a tax rebate check to stimulate the economy.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruits and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan. If we purchase useless stuff it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

We[SIZE=+0] need to keep that money here in America The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it at yard sales, since those are the only businesses still in the US![/SIZE]


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Team Infidel said:
one mans junk is another mans treasure.
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A waitress was having problems carrying away empty plates, some began to slip and about to fall on the floor, I got up and assisted her. The waitress smiled and said to the wife, “Your husband is a treasure.”

The wife replied, “Yeah, he should be buried.”
 
HAHAHAH! Your wife sounds like the treasure!

(Perhaps she views you as a piece of coal... you know... a diamond in the rough???)
 
BritinAfrica said:
A waitress was having problems carrying away empty plates, some began to slip and about to fall on the floor, I got up and assisted her. The waitress smiled and said to the wife, “Your husband is a treasure.”

The wife replied, “Yeah, he should be buried.”
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Beautiful. :D
 
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