How many S.E.A.L.s does it take to screw in a light bulb - Page 2




 
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December 29th, 2005  
Chief Bones
 
 

Quote:
Originally Posted by Senior Chief
How many sailors does it take to change a light bulb?
ONE!!

You could have added the following:

One sailor and 4 Marines.

The Sailor as OIC and the 4 Marines to "box the square".

I can see it now -

The Sailor at attention (with light bulb in hand) and the 4 Marines scrambling around in a box like 4 little puppies.

I would guess that just the sailors will like this one! heeheehee
December 31st, 2005  
Marinerhodes
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chief Bones
The Sailor at attention (with light bulb in hand) and the 4 Marines scrambling around in a box like 4 little puppies.
Lost me there Chief. PM me an explanation please?
January 2nd, 2006  
AJChenMPH
 
 
Aw, heck:

Q: How many fighter pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, and the world revolves around him.

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January 3rd, 2006  
Navy Boy
 
 

LOL!
March 6th, 2006  
Shadow Hunter
 
 
How many dislexic kids does it screw to take in a lightbulb?
March 6th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Try this version:
http://www.military-quotes.com/forum...ght=light+bulb
March 6th, 2006  
armlesscadet
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dragonfett
How many Aircraft mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?

6
One to do the job, one to watch for training purposes, one safety observer, one to sign off the red X, one to watch to insure it is done in accordance with whatever T.O. the instructions in, one to sign off the Aircraft forms certifying that the aircraft is now FMC (Fully Mission Capable)
good but for future reference make it shorter
March 10th, 2006  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
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