How to Make a Woman Happy




 
--
Boots
 
November 18th, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: How to Make a Woman Happy


It's not difficult to Make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organizer

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate

44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly

46. love shopping

47. be honest

48. be very rich

49. not stress her out

50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked

2. Bring food







REMEMBER THE DAY IS WHAT YOU MAKE OF IT, SO TRY AND HAVE A GOOD ONE!!!!

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November 18th, 2007  
pixiedustboo
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by tomtom22
It's not difficult to Make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover


4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master


7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic


12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynecologist


16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator


18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organizer

22. a good father

23. very clean


24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable


39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate


44. compassionate



WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly

46. love shopping

47. be honest

48. be very rich

49. not stress her out

50. not look at other girls



AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself


53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes



IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes

I'm easy. I only need the ones in purple.
November 18th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
i am a guy.. you figure it out.. Good post TT
--
Boots
November 18th, 2007  
Peddler
 
 
Yeah, but all we get is ...a master at annoying us and the plumber pants!
November 19th, 2007  
The Other Guy
 
 
I wonder if I can get my girlfriend to serve me a dish of ice cream in the nude...

nah.
November 20th, 2007  
SilknLeather
 
 

Topic: Edited for realistic affects


Quote:
Originally Posted by tomtom22
It's not difficult to Make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

1. a friend

2. a companion -
1. Show up naked

3. a lover
- 1. Show up naked

5. a father

6. a master -
1. Show up naked

7. a chef -
2. Bring food

14. a sexologist - 1. Show up naked

15. a gynecologist -
1. Show up naked

16. a psychologist -
1. Show up naked

20. a good listener - 1. Show up naked

21. an organizer -
1. Show up naked

22. a good father


23. very clean - 1. Show up naked

24. sympathetic -
1. Show up naked

25. athletic -
1. Show up naked

26. warm -
1. Show up naked

27. attentive -
1. Show up naked

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative -
1. Show up naked

32. tender -
1. Show up naked

33. strong -
1. Show up naked

34. understanding -
1. Show up naked

37. ambitious - 1. Show up naked

38. capable -
1. Show up naked

39. courageous -
1. Show up naked

40. determined -
1. Show up naked

41. true -
1. Show up naked

42. dependable -
1. Show up naked

43. passionate -
1. Show up naked

44. compassionate -
1. Show up naked

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly

47. be honest

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, willing to accept equal attention - 1. Show up naked

52. give her lots of time - 1. Show up naked

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:

* birthdays -
1. Show up naked

* anniversaries -
1. Show up naked

* arrangements we make -
1. Show up naked


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked

2. Bring food
What these mean to women. See we basically want the same thing.
 


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