Missileer
Active member
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots size 14 - 16.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a
copy of "Guns & Ammo" magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads: "Hey, Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim: I went to the gun shop for more ammo. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
P.S. I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a
copy of "Guns & Ammo" magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads: "Hey, Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim: I went to the gun shop for more ammo. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
P.S. I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
