how to impress a woman

[rotc boy]

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Show up naked.
Bring food.

 

[tomtom22]

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Show up naked.
Bring food.

This is for a woman, right?

 

[MaKa9]

hmm

He he.
nice joke.

Truth too

 

[Team Infidel]

that's a good onehttp://www.imdb.com/name/nm0419933/