How to Get Time Off

tomtom22

Chief Engineer
I decided that I needed a few days off but realized that I had no vacation, personal or sick leave left, so I figured the best way to get the Boss to send me home was to act a little crazy. I figured he'd think I was "burning out" and would give me some time off.

I came in to work early the other day and began hanging upside down from the ceiling. ! Just then one of my coworkers (she's blonde. it'll be important later) came in and asked me what I'm doing.

"Shh," I said, "I'm acting crazy to get a few days off. I'm acting like a light bulb."

A second later the Boss walked by and asked me what I was doing.

"I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed.

"You're going crazy," he said. "Take a few days off."

With that, I jumped down and started walking out. My blonde coworker started following me. The Boss stopped her and asked where she was going......

She said; "Going home, I can't work in the dark!"

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