how to drive other people insane!




 
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Boots
 
November 3rd, 2004  
rotc boy
 
 

Topic: how to drive other people insane!


1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point your hairdryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3) Insist that your e-mail address be: zena-goddess-of- fire@yourcompanyname.com

4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.

6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

9) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".

10) Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think".

11) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire office.

12) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

13) dontuseanypuncuationorspaces.

14) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

15) Ask people what sex they are.

16) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

17) Sing along at the opera.

18) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

19) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)

20) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them where you're going. For example: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom.

21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.

22) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

23) Hum when you ride an elevator.

AnD tHe FiNal wAy tO aNnOy PeOple:
24) Send this to everyone in your address book,even if they sent it to you.
November 3rd, 2004  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 

Topic: Re: how to drive other people insane!


Quote:
Originally Posted by rotc boy
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point your hairdryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

17) Sing along at the opera.
The hairdryer doesnt slow down cars, i've tried it when when i was really really really really... bored.
Singing along at an opera doesnt go over very well, expecially if they payed big bucks and you only spent a few dollars. (don't throw that money one in their face, only makes them madder)
January 6th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
That's pretty good.
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Boots
January 6th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Nice list.
January 7th, 2007  
senojekips
 
 
Make sure you are last into the elevator, then stand back to the door and face the other occupants. They will look anywhere else but at you. Try it.
January 7th, 2007  
Rob Henderson
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by C/2nd Lt Robot
The hairdryer doesnt slow down cars, i've tried it when when i was really really really really... bored.
Singing along at an opera doesnt go over very well, expecially if they payed big bucks and you only spent a few dollars. (don't throw that money one in their face, only makes them madder)
Actually...With the proper tint on your windows, and the proper car...They do slow down...My friend has a Chevy Impala(standard cop car round these parts)and has 35% tint...And we got a couple cars to slow down...It was great.
January 7th, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 
Crazy list!
January 18th, 2007  
Padre
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by senojekips
Make sure you are last into the elevator, then stand back to the door and face the other occupants. They will look anywhere else but at you. Try it.
when it's all said and done PO, were just like apes.
January 19th, 2007  
senojekips
 
 
Quote:
when it's all said and done PO, were just like apes.
You certainly got that right Padre, some of us, more than others. LOL

Personally I have never done it, but I have a good friend who does it on rare occasions just to embarrass his two daughters in law. It has got to the stage where they will not get in the same lift with him.

He is the most unlikely bloke that you would suspect, normally being very conservative (Upper Management of Telstra retired) Teasing his daughters in law just puts the devil in him.