How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way




 
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Boots
 
September 26th, 2004  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 

Topic: How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way


How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

Instructions on how to clean your toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog
September 26th, 2004  
Delta210
 
That is just wrong.
September 26th, 2004  
AFSteliga
 
 
Wrong, but funny at the same time.
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Boots
September 26th, 2004  
Bootboy82
 
Evil....
September 27th, 2004  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
its funnier with the pictures. By far funnier
September 28th, 2004  
doddsy2978
 
I cried!
September 30th, 2004  
coldzero
 
 
me to
September 30th, 2004  
Stafford911
 
 
Remind me not to let you play with my cat
January 6th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
That's pretty good.
January 6th, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 
Mean but funny!