HOW TO CALL THE POLICE




 
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Boots
 
July 26th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: HOW TO CALL THE POLICE


George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

(True Story) I LOVE IT...
July 26th, 2005  
Locke
 
 
ROTFLMAO
brilliant
July 26th, 2005  
implicature
 
 
how cool is that crap... i am stationed in meridian MS right now!!!
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Boots
July 26th, 2005  
DTop
 
 
Now that's funny
July 26th, 2005  
Locke
 
 
LOL
March 5th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
superior
March 5th, 2007  
Rob Henderson
 
 
Hahahahahaha...Very nicely done. Reminds me of the part in the movie "Baby Geniuses" where the woman says "You know that babyco building? Theres a bomb in there, and we're gonna blow those suckers to bits!" And then looks at the husband and says "You wanted cops, you got cops." Hahahaha