How Blonde Is She???




 
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How Blonde Is She???
 
November 19th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: How Blonde Is She???


How Blonde Is She???
She was Soooooooo Blonde.
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."

She Was Soooooooo Blonde...
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics"


She was Sooooooooo Blonde...
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She was Sooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.


She Was Soooooooo Blonde...
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."


AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company
November 19th, 2006  
Team Infidel
 
 
very nice..
November 20th, 2006  
Sevens
 
 
Very nice!!!!
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How Blonde Is She???
November 20th, 2006  
JulesLee
 
 
lol i love this!!!
November 20th, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
Good ones there.
November 21st, 2006  
Rob Henderson
 
 
Hahaha...Replace "she was so blonde" with "yo mamas so stupid" and youve got some grade A insults there...Very nice.
November 22nd, 2006  
Missileer
 
 
Add: She was so blonde that she thought red China was a set of dishes.
 


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