How Blonde Is She???

How Blonde Is She???
November 19th, 2006  

Topic: How Blonde Is She???

How Blonde Is She???
She was Soooooooo Blonde.
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."

She Was Soooooooo Blonde...
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics"

She was Sooooooooo Blonde...
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She was Sooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

She Was Soooooooo Blonde...
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."


She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company
November 19th, 2006  
Team Infidel
very nice..
November 20th, 2006  
Very nice!!!!
How Blonde Is She???
November 20th, 2006  
lol i love this!!!
November 20th, 2006  
Good ones there.
November 21st, 2006  
Rob Henderson
Hahaha...Replace "she was so blonde" with "yo mamas so stupid" and youve got some grade A insults there...Very nice.
November 22nd, 2006  
Add: She was so blonde that she thought red China was a set of dishes.

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