BritinBritain
Per Ardua Ad Astra
Be afraid, be very afraid.
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How to annoy your best friend
Team Infidel
Forum Spin Doctor
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
Talking of dogs, I've just ordered this from Ebay. 
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
I would have thought that mobiles and jewellery would have already been removed, what with light fingered scousers....
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
Am sayin nowt!!!
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
Remind me never to step foot inside your house.... :shock:
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
Unless you've got a search warrant.
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
Yes. I'd be hopping, skipping and jumping up your drive with it.
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
Just a prior warning, but I'm having this put at the start of your street.
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
Yes. I'd be hopping, skipping and jumping up your drive with it.
You'd have to climb over the electrified gates to the drive.
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
You'd have to climb over the electrified gates to the drive.
I'm a former RM remember, I've got through much tougher obstacles.
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The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
Oh and I forgot to add, the wife is stood behind the gates - your move! :twisted:
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
If you fancy your chances - crack on, bigger men have tried - and failed!!! :shock: Right, that's my uniform ironed and my boots polished for tea and biscuits with the boss tomorrow, minus the tea and biscuits.
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
I believe that in Engerland, it would fall under Assault upon a constable in the execution of his duty, contrary to section 89 of the Police Act 1996?
Right, that's my uniform ironed and my boots polished for tea and biscuits with the boss tomorrow, minus the tea and biscuits.
What have you done wrong this time? :lol:
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
I got grassed up for watching a DVD in the station on my unpaid meal break - totally petty, god help the grass by the time I've finished with him. Who needs enemies with work colleagues like that! :evil:
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
FFS!!! :evil:
You surely won't get a disciplinary for it?
I hope you let all 4 tyres down on the colleagues car, smear dog s**t over the car door handles and place a condom over their exhaust.
BritinBritain
Per Ardua Ad Astra
FFS!!! :evil:
You surely won't get a disciplinary for it?
I hope you let all 4 tyres down on the colleagues car, smear dog s**t over the car door handles and place a condom over their exhaust.
Better still, shove a potato up the exhaust. If you are on a meal break how can they stop you watching a DVD? Get your union rep in with you. Bullsh!te like this really gets up my nose.